For my 50th birthday(many years ago) some friends took me for a weekend at the russian river. This is one of the stories.

Spa Dad & Son

Perhaps my most whorish moment at the Russian River was when I did the "straight" pool man in the maintenance shed. His t-shirt said, "SPA DAD & SON". He was all dad and I was all over him.

As events became more frenetic, he started shouting "Oh Suzanna! Oh Suzanna!" and I was wondering if all "straight" men quote Stephen Foster as they approached orgasm. As it turns out, his co-worker, Suzanna, was peeking in the shed watching us.

She didn't seem all that surprised. But then, neither was I.